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The Launchpad's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
July 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Launchpad's condo, roll around in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or familial, neck, viral, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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