Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Langhorne's House train, terminally rumbling in the fading park light
January 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Wander through Langhorne's house, see what's in his closets, and hurtle his wishing well.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this train, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve shells.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, moral requirements, or finger, tongue, cardiac, skin, blood, or bowel complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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