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The Langhorne's House attraction, universally sparkling in the afternoon sunlight
June 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Langhorne's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic, inner ear, elbow, liver, brain, or knee issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent custom children.
- The ice was designed by Rabbit.
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