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The Lampwick's Place attraction at midday
January 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Lampwick's place, poke in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in line.
- Pregnant travelers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from January 26 to June 4.
- The invisible quicksand is real.
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