Massive Timonland Attraction Database
At right: The Lampwick's House attraction, which recently celebrated its overcrowded anniversary
April 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Lampwick's house, stick your face in her diary, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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