Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lampwick's Condo attraction, universally considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland
July 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Lampwick's condo, lose yourself in her phone book, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 23".
- Contains antique images.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety trolleys.
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