Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Kuzco's Place, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney
July 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Kuzco's place, stick your face in her refrigerator, and disarm her hot water heater.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may attack if you don't let them.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more demanding.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to forget about this attraction up to a moment before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from August 9 until about February 23.
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