Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kurt's Partner's House dark ride during construction
Kurt's Partner's House
June 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
A median score of three stars
Saunter through Kurt's partner's house, stick your face in his refrigerator, and throw a penny in his backyard pond.
- Warning: during a power outage, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers can avoid this dark ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, participants are required to have special pants.
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