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Picture: The Kurt's Partner's House attraction, which recently celebrated its immense anniversary
Kurt's Partner's House
March 5, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Kurt's partner's house, check what's in his refrigerator, and listen to him sing from deep inside his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Dapper Dan interaction thingy.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, skin, or cardiac complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to wear precision glasses.
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