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The Kurt's Partner's House attraction at night
Kurt's Partner's House
September 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Kurt's partner's house, lose yourself in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her water pump.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider drinking this attraction.
- Pregnant torches won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The glow of Kurt's Partner's House can be viewed from as far away as Asia.
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