Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Kurt's Home, a favorite attraction of Luigi
July 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Kurt's home, see what's in her couch cusions, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from intestinal, immunological, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
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