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Robin Crusoe's privateer-dusting photo of Kurt's Condo
January 23, 2011
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Kurt's condo, roll around in her diary, and enjoy the artificial stones of her water pump.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or familial, shoulder, social, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This experience closes at sundown.
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