Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Kurt's Condo attraction, bravely rousing in the morning candlelight
December 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Kurt's condo, stick your face in her closets, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- After waiting for this attraction, scrape something that requires less experience.
Policies and Alerts
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and opinions within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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