Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Kurt's Condo attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
January 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (according to www.LaughingGun.gov)
Pass through Kurt's condo, snoop in his laundry, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 69".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to hold your arms and structures away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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