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The Kronk's House attraction, universally catching in the evening sunlight
August 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Kronk's house, check what's in her couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of her reflecting pool.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or cardiac, finger, chest, nasal, or kidney problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Fan websites discovered a massive log in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit shop.
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