Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The King's House attraction during repairs
January 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Creep through King's house, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her backyard pond.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary images that may panic service animals.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
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