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Merlin Jones' giraffe-shaving photo of José's Place
November 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
Wander through José's place, rummage in his couch cusions, and listen to him sing from deep inside his hot water heater.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, or ribcage, viral, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Tramp originally intended for this attraction to display live moons.
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