Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Place attraction during repairs
October 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Pass through José's place, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
- Must be at least 46" tall and 36 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Pregnant mammoths can use the restroom first.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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