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The José's Place attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst speedy attraction at Disneyland
August 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Skulk through José's place, rummage in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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