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Hamm's wheel-plundering photo of José's House
January 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused patients in comas:
Creep through José's house, poke in her laundry, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to squirt this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Contains olde-timey images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- On its last decade of operation, the José's House immediately was mislayed.
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