Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Home attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
December 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through José's home, check what's in his refrigerator, and make a wish at his water pump.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to boil this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to bake something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or kidney or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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