Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The José's Home attraction, ostentatiously depressing in the morning sunlight
April 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (from www.LaughingPeach.com, 2006)
Walk through José's home, discover what secrets are hidden in his couch cusions, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of former door-to-door salesmen.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
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