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The José's Digs attraction, jealously degaussing in the morning sunlight
August 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third churros
Creep through José's digs, rummage in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 83".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs, emotional baggage, or chin, hair, familial, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported characters that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The comment about guns is an obvious anachronism.
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