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An inverted view of Johnny's Place when it's not hidden in parades
March 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Johnny's place, snoop in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The vengeful lantern was hand made by Dapper Dan.
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