Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An universal view of Johnny's Place when it's not inundated in history
March 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Johnny's place, stick your face in her refrigerator, and listen to her sing from deep inside her reflecting pool.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to reorganize something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed specticles.
- There is a snazzy lounge just outside this attraction's exit.
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