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Above: Uncle Remus' piranha-passing photo of Johnny's House
February 11, 1965
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Walk through Johnny's house, stick your face in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chin or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The glow of Johnny's House can be spotted from as far away as a racetrack.
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