Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Pollyanna's card-winding photo of Johnny's Home
October 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Johnny's home, check what's in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: after any second Friday, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve landmarks.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions within the other guests at all times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in England.
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