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The John's Vacation Place attraction during a moment of contemplation
John's Vacation Place
October 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke young adults:
Walk through John's vacation place, check what's in his oven, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- Yawning may occur.
- This is the only attraction in the resort near which an animatronic John Wayne can be heard.
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