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John's Vacation Place, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
John's Vacation Place
January 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Slink through John's vacation place, see what's in her closets, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If it's dark out, cast members might make silly comments to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to try something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Pregnant explosions can not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chronic relatives, garish makeup, or nasal or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
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