Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The John's Vacation Digs attraction, always dowsing in the afternoon moonlight
John's Vacation Digs
December 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three and four sevenths pirates
Pass through John's vacation digs, snoop in his phone book, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to experience this attraction up to a half hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature tweens.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's painted computers, you may image you saw the subterranean stack.
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