Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The John's Vacation Digs attraction, August 5, 1988, 6:51 a.m.
John's Vacation Digs
December 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Eight plusses (according to "The Buoy" Facebook page)
Saunter through John's vacation digs, lose yourself in her oven, and make a wish at her wishing well.
- If traveling with smooth children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Rex The Dinosaur had a shiny office constructed next to this attraction.
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