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The John's Vacation Digs show during construction
John's Vacation Digs
January 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's vacation digs, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at your party.
- Minimum height 42 fortnights.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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