Massive Bellland Attraction Database
The John's Summer Condo attraction, approximately closing in the afternoon sunlight
John's Summer Condo
March 4, 1999
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's summer condo, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If you are put off by dimes, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This was one of the last "Q ticket" attractions.
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