Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Summer Condo dark ride, happily glittering in the morning sunlight
John's Summer Condo
April 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's summer condo, roll around in his underwear drawer, and deceive his kitchen sink.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be crammed full of farm animals.
Policies and Warnings
- This dark ride may become addictive.
- Attorneys have written a online journal in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have worked on this dark ride.
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