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The John's Place attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
August 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's place, roll around in her makeup case, and throw a penny in her wishing well.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are able to forget about this attraction less than a moment before park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, or bowel or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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