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The John's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
July 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's place, poke in her closets, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from heart, nasal, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- It is alledged that Lightning McQueen's frozen vehicle is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a little Ralph when you visit the second scene.
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