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John's Partner's House, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
John's Partner's House
December 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
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Walk through John's partner's house, snoop in his underwear drawer, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you find everlasting, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders might try to run to this attraction for a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from back, cardiac, attention-span, chin, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and Dalmatians inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is an inoperable attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom belts.
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