Massive Monsantoland Attraction Database
Pictured: The John's Partner's House adventure, almost screeching in the morning moonlight
John's Partner's House
July 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Slink through John's partner's house, snoop in her makeup case, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this adventure will be full of goths.
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