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The John's Partner's House adventure, almost screeching in the morning moonlight

Pictured: The John's Partner's House adventure, almost screeching in the morning moonlight

John's Partner's House

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 25, 1980
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)

Description

Slink through John's partner's house, snoop in her makeup case, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.

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