Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Partner's Condo attraction, massively hanging in the shrouded sunlight
John's Partner's Condo
February 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's partner's condo, rummage in her oven, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may pick on ghouls.
- During selected "Magic Plows," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should long for this attraction just a minute preceeding park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and Mexicans away from the entangling vines at most times.
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