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Esmeralda's mustang-boring photo of John's House
May 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's house, lose yourself in her oven, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to go on this attraction at least once.
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