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Pictured: Hamm's goldfish-curdling photo of John's House
April 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's house, poke in his closets, and listen to him sing from deep inside his backyard pond.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent people.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 40".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
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