Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's House attraction at park closing
March 31, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's house, roll around in his oven, and hit his water pump.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young adults.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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