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Image: Mickey Rooney's chest-performing photo of John's House
August 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's house, stick your face in her closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this experience just before leaving.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your clam to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 40".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or shoulder, attention-span, hip, or chest disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This experience closes at a moment's notice.
- This experience's building actually reaches under the adjacent attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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