Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The John's House attraction, February 22, 2014, 11:44 p.m.
December 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's house, stick your face in his jewelry box, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with classic children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, emotional baggage, or social, nasal, finger, spinal, or wrist complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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