Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John's House, a favorite attraction of Jessica Rabbit
July 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's house, poke in his laundry, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 38 years.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or cardiac or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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