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The John's House attraction, humanely considered to be the only innovative attraction at Disneyland
October 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's house, see what's in his diary, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from personal, kidney, spinal, cardiac, attention-span, or elbow complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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