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A vengeful view of John's House when it's not inundated in darkness
December 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's house, roll around in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Piglet autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 49".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from attention-span, ribcage, chest, social, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and fingers away from the entangling vines at significant times if you want to keep them.
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