Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's House ride during repairs
October 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven dollars (from some guy named Esmeralda)
Creep through John's house, roll around in her underwear drawer, and climb her hot water heater.
- Warning: during the summer, this ride will be dominated by farm animals.
- After waiting for this ride, find something calmer.
- During bad weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get dry on this ride.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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