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Below: John's House, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
May 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's house, poke in his oven, and enjoy the artificial stones of his backyard pond.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of lost goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or heart, chin, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from December 16 until perhaps January 28.
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