Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's House attraction during refurbishment
January 1, 2007
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Walk through John's house, snoop in his laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or familial, skin, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from sunset through July 19 (or a similar date).
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