Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's House attraction, violently crying in the fading candlelight
October 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's house, see what's in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and endlessly whining).
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
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