Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Home attraction at park opening
December 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's home, snoop in his diary, and make a wish at his sauna.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to start princess pants.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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