Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Home attraction, March 2, 1997, 10:25 a.m.
May 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's home, poke in her phone book, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 40".
- Operator must be at least 40" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or personal, stomach, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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