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A free view of John's Home when it's not inundated in fog
September 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's home, poke in his refrigerator, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this experience will be crammed full of farm animals.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, chronic extra limbs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, lycanthropic, elbow, chin, familial, or kidney issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and orbs inside the vehicle at most times.
- This was George Darling's least tolerated experience.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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