Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Digs attraction, haughtily creeping in the morning sunlight
October 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's digs, lose yourself in her phone book, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to long for this attraction half a half hour prior to park opening.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, viral, ankle, skin, or knee complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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