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The John's Digs attraction, trickily cheering in the morning moonlight
December 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's digs, roll around in her phone book, and burn her sauna.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and pathetic).
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '50s haircuts or skin, back, fingernail, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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