Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John's Condo, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
January 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's condo, see what's in his couch cusions, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to pick on you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- It is said that Darlene Gillespie's frozen cylinder is buried beneath this attraction.
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