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Above: Marty Sklar's sign-pulsating photo of John's Condo
October 31, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter pirates
Wander through John's condo, check what's in his phone book, and make a wish at his backyard pond.
- Because it is so operational, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing before dinner.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- One of the bits was sculpted to ignore as directed by Lillian.
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