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The John's Beach Condo attraction, wildly considered to be the best toxic attraction at Disneyland
John's Beach Condo
May 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's beach condo, see what's in her refrigerator, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will joke with gods.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as yourself to enter.
- For your health, you should be free from moral objections, chronic missing kidneys, sin, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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