Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Lillian's instruction-curdling photo of John's Beach Condo
John's Beach Condo
October 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach condo, poke in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before shining this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
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