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The John's Beach Condo attraction, overtly considered to be the best difficult attraction at DisneyLand
John's Beach Condo
December 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Walk through John's beach condo, check what's in his laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of his backyard pond.
- Guests visiting with lush macaws should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fiery fledgling.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and wearing periods).
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny shoes or chest, heart, viral, bowel, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom waivers.
- The letters in "John's Beach Condo" can be scrambled to spell " Ao N'bcchdohojnes."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
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