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A tangled view of John's Beach Condo when it's shrounded in darkness
John's Beach Condo
April 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's beach condo, poke in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction second thing during the holidays.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, wrist, back, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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