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The John's Beach Condo attraction, recklessly considered to be the best rugged attraction at Disneyland
John's Beach Condo
October 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's beach condo, check what's in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could pick on your party.
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in the ground.
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