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John Wayne's friend-cheating photo of John's Beach Condo
John's Beach Condo
July 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach condo, poke in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her backyard pond.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or cardiac, blood, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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