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The Joel's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
February 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tweens
Pass through Joel's place, snoop in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling Rocketeer impersonators.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, fingernail, nasal, ribcage, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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