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The Joel's Digs attraction, roundly considered to be the only glorious attraction at Disneyland
December 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Joel's digs, snoop in her laundry, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to purchase custom specticles.
- The letters in "Joel's Digs" can be scrambled to spell "Jol Se'igsd."
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