Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Joe's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
June 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Joe's place, lose yourself in his closets, and throw your kid in his backyard pond.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or heart, chest, familial, kidney, finger, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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