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Image: The Joe's Place attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Joe's place, see what's in her oven, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will pick on you.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland hotel guests might try to visit this attraction half a moment before everyone else.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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