Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Joe's House, a favorite attraction of Herbie
June 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Joe's house, stick your face in his makeup case, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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