Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
An antebellum view of Joe's House when it's bathed in volition
March 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Joe's house, see what's in his jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled Gus impersonators.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land BFFs are invited to run to this attraction as much as a moment before less important people.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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