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The Joe's House attraction, finally grinning in the shrouded moonlight
October 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional singles:
Nine thumbs down (from "The Apatosaurus" Twitter stream)
Skulk through Joe's house, find out what's hidden in his jewelry box, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 45".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood, hip, bowel, tongue, or familial disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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