Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jiminy's Beach Condo attraction, fully considered to be the worst red attraction at Disneyland
Jiminy's Beach Condo
July 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Jiminy's beach condo, lose yourself in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters might point at your party.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or skin or immunological disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs away from the other guests at various times.
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