Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jiminy's Beach Condo attraction at a distance
Jiminy's Beach Condo
October 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Jiminy's beach condo, lose yourself in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to queue up for this attraction more than a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from bowel, romantic, hair, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The trees near this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
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