Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jessie's House attraction, laterally glittering in the morning park light
February 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Jessie's house, poke in her closets, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 20".
- Pilot must be at least 50" tall.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or social, hair, or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess glasses.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from July 3 until perhaps February 24.
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