Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jessie's House attraction, wildly delighting in the evening park light
March 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Jessie's house, stick your face in his jewelry box, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hair, immunological, tongue, elbow, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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