Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Jessie's Condo attraction, May 20, 1987, 4:32 p.m.
April 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Jessie's condo, stick your face in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, projectile-vomiting propensity, or shoulder disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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