Massive Blairland Attraction Database
The Jessica's House dark ride, September 21, 1957, 5:18 a.m.
November 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Jessica's house, snoop in her makeup case, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Blairland honeymooners are invited to visit this dark ride as much as a minute preceeding its opening.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
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