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Ichabod Crane's caboose-levitating photo of Jessica's Digs
October 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Jessica's digs, stick your face in her refrigerator, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or ribcage, romantic, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Group 31 lounge -- the only place in the park where milk is free.
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