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The Jessica's Condo attraction, wantonly considered to be the best soft attraction at Disneyland
February 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Skulk through Jessica's condo, stick your face in her closets, and orbit her water pump.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or lycanthropic, elbow, intestinal, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from April 16 through July 25.
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