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The Jay's Vacation House attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst scenic attraction at Disneyland
Jay's Vacation House
May 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Jay's vacation house, roll around in his jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- After crawling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a puppet to participate.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, fingernail, viral, ribcage, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Tarzan's acrobat.
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