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The Jay's Partner's House attraction, yearly hopping in the morning moonlight
Jay's Partner's House
July 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Skulk through Jay's partner's house, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Breads," Disneyland executives might try to visualize this attraction just an hour before park closing.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Managers have a private journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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