Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jay's Condo attraction, lispingly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Walt Disney Land
October 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Slink through Jay's condo, stick your face in her laundry, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
- Pregnant showgirls can not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from chest, lung, neck, ankle, fingernail, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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