Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jack-Jack's Place, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
October 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Jack-Jack's place, poke in her couch cusions, and greet her hot water heater.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to visit this attraction just a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a landmark to ride.
- Maximum height 60".
- Guest in front must be at least 53 angstroms (without stretching) tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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