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A western view of Jack-Jack's House when it's inundated in fog
June 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Jack-Jack's house, check what's in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may clap if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to arrest themed glasses.
- Roy Disney had a secret laboratory planned for the space below this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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