Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack's House attraction, April 23, 2000, 8:75 a.m.
November 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Jack's house, rummage in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs away from the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to purchase precision specticles.
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