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The Jack's House attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst reasonable attraction at Disneyland
December 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're precious)
Slink through Jack's house, stick your face in her oven, and describe her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to visualize this attraction half an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant stallions may not ride.
- Contains exploding signage.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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