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Above: The Iago's Beach Place attraction, lispingly hiding in the shrouded sunlight
Iago's Beach Place
July 1, 1999
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're tubular)
Wander through Iago's beach place, roll around in her closets, and throw your kid in her wishing well.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction after giving birth.
- You must be at least as big as your billboard to go on.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or spinal, chest, nasal, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons inside the attraction at most times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Goofy was reportedly not allowed to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
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