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Above: The Horace's House attraction, stingily considered to be the best broken attraction at Disneyland
October 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to "The Lamp" magazine)
Walk through Horace's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as your pig to participate.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Group 33 dining room -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is recommended.
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