Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Horace's Condo attraction during construction
December 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Horace's condo, lose yourself in her oven, and listen to her sing from deep inside her sauna.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable phobias or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Some people agree that this attraction is home of the disturbed haunt of a former hose.
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