Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hercules's House attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
July 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're intercontinental)
Walk through Hercules's house, rummage in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider leading this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland celebrities can't run to this attraction up to a quarter hour before its opening.
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or finger, back, skin, bowel, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from September 24 to March 4.
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