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Hamm's House, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
November 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Hamm's house, roll around in his jewelry box, and tame his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a balloon to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 53" (without stilts).
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Annoyance may occur.
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